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About
the Spring Clean Computers
Website
and the Webmaster.
I am Nigel Goodwin. I have worked in Information Technology
in the UK for over 20 years
and incredibly, I still have most of my hair!
Based in Somerset, England, UK. Aged 44, single (maybe
because I don't get out enough)?
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View my on-line CV (resume) here:
You do not have my permission to
use any information held within my CV (or on this web
site) without first obtaining my prior written consent.
Request written consent.
Miscrosoft Word (best
option)
or
Adobe Acrobat PDF
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My hobbies are travel and adventure, trying to
play acoustic guitar and sing, my web sites,
photography and eating a vast amount of good food - especially
when made with organic,
locally sourced produce and cooked with passion.
mmmmmm!
You can see my video creations on my YouTube page here,
including some of Tsunami
damage in Sri Lanka.
I am a member of LinkedIn
Over 65 million professionals use LinkedIn to exchange
information, ideas and opportunities
This web site is the sole creation of myself, with a
littlle help from:
CoffeeCup
Web Design Sofware.
I own one other web site - www.cptutor.com.
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This website is for computer users with the
Microsoft Windows Operating System.
It aims to help all worldwide
English-speaking users of the Internet to overcome
the daunting monster that is the Internet, to explain issues and
concerns in clear
English to non-technical people. The Geek
Community will find much of the
information presented here useful too. I strive hard to
ensure the accuracy of
both technical and grammatical content and to be as honest and as
helpful as
possible to all of my visitors. But you can't please
everyone all of the time.
So, if you spot any mistakes or would like to provide feedback
(both good and bad)
please
e-mail me.
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Goals of this Website:
- Reliable Advice and
Information Source
- Clear English, not
Geek-Speak
- Easy Step by Step Guides
- Automated DIY Problem
Solving
- Links to Quality Download
Locations
- Original Technology
Articles
- Free Advice
- Clear, Accurate, Unbiased and
Trustworthy
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Throughout this website I am posting my own short
articles. These are entirely
authored by myself and therefore unique web content. Where
they are not my own
creations I make reference to the actual author and give a
link where possible.
Near the bottom of many pages on this site you will find a
heading of Webmaster
Comment or Webmaster Tip. You can easily find these by
typing in a Google search
of "springcleanpc webmaster comment".
All unique content on this website is implicitly protected by UK
Copyright law and
I own all Intellectual Property Rights for this web site.
Having said that as politely as
possible, if you do rip off my hard work then I will find you and
kill you.
You do not have my permission to use any
information held within my CV (or on this web site)
unless you first
obtain my prior written consent.
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Webmaster Comment
If an average, normal
non-technical person has a computer problem, then they can
fix it by visiting this website for clear explanations and free,
unbiased advice
OR
ask the geeky guy next door, who is likely to say something like
this....
Waka waka bang
splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.
(a poem written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin
College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI)
When you gaze blankly at the geek he'll scowl
back at you arrogantly and you will
feel irritable and stupid. You then suggest he writes it
down and he says he will
write out a clear explanation and drop it over.
That evening, you hear the letterbox rattle and scrawled on the
back of a damp
beermat is....
>> ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
Hope that helps ya mister!
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© Nigel Goodwin - ComputorTutor (UK)
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