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Why This website?
If an average, normal non-technical
person has a computer problem, then they
can fix it by visiting this website for clear
explanations and free, unbiased
advice
OR
ask the geeky guy next
door, who is likely to say something like
this....
Waka
waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote
back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat
equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat
waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand
bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar
curly-bracket comma comma
CRASH.
(a poem
written by Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin
College & Seminary of Grand Rapids,
MI)
When
you gaze blankly at the geek he'll scowl back at
you arrogantly and you will feel irritable and
stupid. You then suggest he writes it down
and he says he will write out a clear
explanation and drop it over.
That evening,
you hear the letterbox rattle and scrawled on the
back of a damp beermat
is....
>> ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $
-
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ #
4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM
HALTED
Hope that
helps ya
mister! |